Baby, it's cold outside... So keep that bedroom hot! We've made our lists, checked them twice, and put together a holiday gift guide that's sure to induce screaming with joy!

Gentlemen-- Take care of your ladies and you'll both be happy all year long! Here's what your special lady is asking for this season.

Santa's List for Her:

1. Sexy Christmas outfit - What better way to celebrate Christmas than with a Head Elf or Mistress Claus? 

2. Flavorful love - Not sure which flavor she means? Try the Wet Weekend Love Kit for flavors that tickle everyone's fancy.

3.  A massage - She'll be warm and wet with Hot Stuff Flavored Warming Oil.

4. Passion - Show her you want to hit her spot this season with the G-Spot vibrator.

5. True love - You love her, right? Show her some seriously sexy foreplay with the Seriously Sexy Love Kit.

Ladies-- Your man's fantasy may not include visions of sugarplums, but you can fulfill any fantasy with the gear he's got on his wishlist.

Santa's List for Him:

1. A Naughty Elf - Just because you wear it, doesn't mean it isn't for him.

2. Masturbator - Make sure he's thinking of you--even when you're not there! The Hot Lips male masturbator will guarantee you're on his mind.

3. Ultimate fantasy game - Not sure what your ultimate fantasy is? Find it here. He'll never get bored with this board game.

4. A dirty good time - Never knew his fantasy fetish was gagging? Find what you need in the Fetish Fantasy Bit Gag. You may not scream, but he will.

5. A sexy school girl - School may be out, but he still wants to discipline his student.

Around here, Santa brings gifts if you were naught or nice! So tell us, what's on your Christmas list?