As you make your way to holiday parties this season, don't forget to tell a funny joke or two.

10.) Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?

Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

9.)What does Santa say to the ho ho ho?

That's not a candycane in my pocket, honey.

8.) What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?

They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

7.) Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

6.) What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs.

5.) Why is Santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

4.) Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

A Christmas tree is always erect.

3.) Why is a Christmas tree better than a woman?

Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

2.) What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

1.) Why doesn't Santa have any children ?

Because he only cums once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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